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a-queen-named-kingsley:

z0mbiitch:

takeatumsforthat:

lovemarriagebabycarriage:

beaudom:

renewinglauren:

laurensglitterbabies:

What’s one thing you found out about labor/giving birth that you didn’t know before you experienced it?

It’s realllllllly boring. No but really. Early labor hurts sure, but after twelve hours you’re like…nope this is boring.

That…

There will be huge chunks of time you just can’t remember at all. No one told me that sometimes contractions don’t get closer together.

The biggest thing I wasn’t told about was how frickin hard you have to push. Like hold your breath and pray you don’t push your insides into outsides. I didn’t know it was possible to push as hard as I did.

That back labor was a thing, and that if it happens to you, everything you were taught about contractions and how to breathe through them goes out the window because holy fuck there’s no breathing through that shit.

I don’t know why, but I didn’t expect the huge gushes of blood during labor. There was a lot.

Oh and another thing, the pain will be so bad (if you go all-natural) that you will most likely throw up. I did. And I had taco bell for lunch….not awesome.
And this may have been the tacos or the pain or both but I also had diarrhea (sorry) and I was SO thirsty.
I was even having a water birth and I was so dehydrated. My husband kept giving me water from the sink and all I wanted was ICE COLD water but stupid Germany hates ice so it was room temp and yeah.
You might puke.

z0mbiitch:

takeatumsforthat:

lovemarriagebabycarriage:

beaudom:

renewinglauren:

laurensglitterbabies:

What’s one thing you found out about labor/giving birth that you didn’t know before you experienced it?

It’s realllllllly boring. No but really. Early labor hurts sure, but after twelve hours you’re like…nope this is boring.

That…

There will be huge chunks of time you just can’t remember at all. No one told me that sometimes contractions don’t get closer together.

The biggest thing I wasn’t told about was how frickin hard you have to push. Like hold your breath and pray you don’t push your insides into outsides. I didn’t know it was possible to push as hard as I did.

That back labor was a thing, and that if it happens to you, everything you were taught about contractions and how to breathe through them goes out the window because holy fuck there’s no breathing through that shit.

I don’t know why, but I didn’t expect the huge gushes of blood during labor. There was a lot.

Now that it’s getting warmer

mamabearwaitingforhercub:

If you leave your child in the car with the windows up and I see it, I will BREAK YOUR FUCKING WINDOW and call the police.
There is no reason to leave your child, or pet for that matter, unattended in a hot car. That is all.

Anonymous: I'm TTC, my boyfriend has no idea- He thinks we're wttc till we're married. He got anxious a while ago with a gut feeling about me getting pregnant, but I told him to stop worrying and lied. I don't even feel bad about it.

ttc-confessions:

I can’t even make this into a confession. Stop what you’re doing.

You are seriously a dipshit. I hope your man realizes what a psycho you are.